Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008To know it all
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008I'm usually quite a geek, but please forgive me for being a bit of a nerd for a moment. I'll try not to use the word "actually" too much. As in, "actually, not many people know this, but there is a distinct difference between geeks and nerds." (nerds love the word "actually").
Nerds, you see, are really super knowledgeable about stamps and will, given the chance, tell you everything that is currently known about them. Geeks, on the other hand, are really super knowledgeable about stamps so, given the chance, they are spending time with their stamps–not you.
So while you're out shoveling your walks, the nerd is there beside your driveway elucidating the differences in how dwarfs and hobbits handle inclement weather conditions. But where is the geek? Well, he's the one off in his basement gluing hair to his feet.
Nearly as secure as a bike lock
Monday, January 7th, 2008
The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks
Friday, December 7th, 2007The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks is probably only funny to "nerds", but who else would be "reading" my blog.
Things to do before I die
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007I've been meaning to make a list of things to do before I die. I haven't gotten around to making the list yet so I decided to just borrow this guy's list. [thanks svn]
